really Jack? I can't imagine you weren't ever not top of your class
preschool was hard, the kids called me Looloo, looloo Lemon.
I had an English nanny who refused to teach me the correct nouns she made me say loo instead of bathroom, hence looloo, she called cookies, biscuits, biscuits, scones and TV a pointless waste of time.
If you’re lucky
is this what having a penis is like
I know! You grew a conjoined twin
5 years makes a lot of difference…
I’m going to start furthering my French learning, so I’m starting a Whatsapp group, message me if you’re interested
Open to any learners of French or even French-English speakers, of any abilities, just to talk and converse which each other in French and correct each other’s mistakes and help out etc
Quad 7.59am Ben stares at the large clock in the tower with a can of beer in his hand and a case on the floor
Ben shakes his head, indicating Sam should shut up
I'm starting college the way everyone should, drunk.
The clock ticks over to 8 o'clock, Ben opens his beer and drinks it in one go
want one? Come on, just one. Fucking drink Sam.
Sam acquiesces and takes a drink.
what you got first?
Chem 101 in the Hawthorne, you?
Modern Pol (points to a red brick building in the distance)
They drink some more, Sam gets a little tipsy.
we should stop we're not gonna be able to concentrate.
you're right, (he picks up the case and turns to leave)
where're you going?
I start tomorrow
(trying to keep his eyes open) Bastard.