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Jack and liz and lululemon
  • Liz:

    really Jack? I can't imagine you weren't ever not top of your class

  • Jack:

    preschool was hard, the kids called me Looloo, looloo Lemon.

  • Liz:

  • Jack:

    I had an English nanny who refused to teach me the correct nouns she made me say loo instead of bathroom, hence looloo, she called cookies, biscuits, biscuits, scones and TV a pointless waste of time.

gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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If you’re lucky

fatal-rta:

5 years makes a lot of difference…

I know! You grew a conjoined twin

I’m going to start furthering my French learning, so I’m starting a Whatsapp group, message me if you’re interested

Open to any learners of French or even French-English speakers, of any abilities, just to talk and converse which each other in French and correct each other’s mistakes and help out etc

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Http://bakerandred.tumblr.com/ask

How I deal with my problems

How I deal with my problems

That was funnier in my head

Ben and Sam and college
  • Quad 7.59am Ben stares at the large clock in the tower with a can of beer in his hand and a case on the floor

  • Sam:

    what's up

  • Ben shakes his head, indicating Sam should shut up

  • Ben:

    I'm starting college the way everyone should, drunk.

  • The clock ticks over to 8 o'clock, Ben opens his beer and drinks it in one go

  • Ben:

    want one? Come on, just one. Fucking drink Sam.

  • Sam acquiesces and takes a drink.

  • Sam:

    what you got first?

  • Ben:

    Chem 101 in the Hawthorne, you?

  • Sam:

    Modern Pol (points to a red brick building in the distance)

  • Ben:

    That's Hawthorne

  • They drink some more, Sam gets a little tipsy.

  • Sam:

    we should stop we're not gonna be able to concentrate.

  • Ben:

    you're right, (he picks up the case and turns to leave)

  • Same:

    where're you going?

  • Ben:

    I start tomorrow

  • Sam:

    (trying to keep his eyes open) Bastard.