Mr Toy are you aware of The Boy who Cried Wolf?
Yes, I experienced a childhood on the planet Earth
Like when a genius realised TV was an advertisers dream and made companies pay to promote their products rather than when the shows would have to pay to use products.
my belief in my ability to write a television script has been greatly hampered by an inability to write dialogue
is penis size hereditary? mine was definitely influenced by my mother
does anybody know where i can purchase some highly potent marinara?
I’ve barely slept and I reckon I have food poisoning.
feet are just a collection of triangles
why do people wear proper shoes sans socks?
Community has never prided itself on romance - or on being one genre for more than one episode at a time - but the constant wasted opportunities and neglect for Jeff Winger and Annie Edison have tested those shippers’ last nerve. Given that Community would much rather keep teasing and reviving the much less popular Jeff/Britta pairing - complete with a half-hearted wedding proposal leading up to the possible series finale - it is quite alienating and baffling to a rather vocal part of an already small audience.
Community is a show that could have benefited quite a lot from a Jeff/Annie relationship, both creatively and commercially. Yet Dan Harmon’s missteps and downright cowardice on this front are the direct opposite of what Michael Schur and his writers keep accomplishing a half-hour later. It’s no wonder that Parks and Recreation is up to seven seasons and may get to craft a real ending in advance, while Community crosses its fingers again for its long, satirically promised sixth season - a.k.a. another chance to disappoint all its shippers.
Robert Dougherty, Parks and Recreation: The Safest Show Left for Shippers (via guiltiestofpleasures)
you hear that people, when you write episodes/scenarios where two characters show signs of romantic involvement, they HAVE to get together. Fuck your originality, do what’s expected of you, asshole.
Dan I have nothing but love for you.